You have provided me with hours of fun and entertainment. I've enjoyed exploring caves and Dwarven ruins with the goal of nice loot. I never really had any complaints except for that damn crimson nirnroot quest you had to put me through. I think our time has come to an end for the time being. It's not you, it's me. I'm just in a different place right now. Don't get me wrong, you have plenty to give, but I'm just not able to offer much more in terms of commitment to you. I have other things that I need to do. What's that? How did you know about The Old Republic? Oh...you saw the application through the media extender. Well this is awkward.
I don't see why you're so upset. I dedicated almost a month straight of my time to you. That's longer than I spend on most titles. I even went ahead and unlocked all fifty of your achievements. I just need to focus on other things for the site. I can't run a podcast and a YouTube channel with only information about you. I can't record your gameplay anymore. What now? Why was I playing Voltron? I'm allowed to play other titles. Gyah, you're being so childish right now. I'm going to play with my PS3.